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OMEGA TEAM Credits Sgt. Spanky Cleveland/First Lackey Sponge: M. Armstrong
Cpl. Ace Stallion: S. French
Pvt. Jose Garcia: R. Pickett
Pvt. Dean Roberts: S. Hardoin
Pvt. Patrick "Lucky" Romano: M. Hinds
Lord Pernicious: R. Wetz
Commander Quirkless: T. Krenshaw
First Pilot Technobabble: D. French
Computer: A. Bucy
Direction, Sound, and Editing by M. Hinds and S. French
Puppeteering by S. French, M. Hinds, D. French, T. Krenshaw, and A. Bucy
Original Script by M. Hinds
OMEGA TEAM Almost-fun Facts with Numbers in Them and Stuff
Number of cast members who:
...were born in Indiana: 6
...attended Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana: 6
...have a twin sibling: 3
...play either guitar or bass: 6
...are less than 30 years old as of this writing: 1
...are single as of this writing: 3
...are serving active duty with the USMC in Iraq as of this writing: 1
...perform under a false name: 1
...drink beer: 8
...play video games: 9
...own a PS2: 4
...own an XBox: 4
...own a GameCube: 2
...own 2 PS2s, 2 XBoxes, an XBox 360, a GameCube, a GBA SP, 2 DSs, and a PSP: 1
...played WoW like crack fiends in 2005: 2
...had ever "acted" before starring in OT: 2
...have never even met more than a third of the rest of the cast as of this writing: 1
...recorded their roles approximately 20 minutes after first seeing the script: 3
...were the victims/beneficiaries of casting shifts and screw-ups: 3
...played roles that were retroactively written in especially for them: 1
...played roles other than the ones originally written for them: 2
...have a Master's degree as of this writing: 1
...have ever taught formally in a classroom: 2
...have ever seriously considered becoming a priest: 1
...own and play with at least one deck of Magic cards: 6
...secretly (or not so much) think that Magic is lame: 1
...are avid sky-divers: 1
...are actually biological parents to some poor kids: 3
...can be pretty gangsta at times: 3
...you'd never believe to be highly educated finance wizards by the roles they play: 1
...have been appointed "best men" for other cast members' weddings: 4
